Lock Screen Toggle:
and the final bit, the fake BSOD:
This is what I have so far, but I am welcome to suggestions!
How it works:
1. a virtually invisible pixel in the bottom right of the screen, when clicked, toggles...
2. the lockscreen, which displays cd art for the currently playing music, battery, and time. also contains a single pixel [bottom right again] which when right-clicked, goes back to (1), but when Normal [left-]clicked, opens...
3. the BSOD.
The BSOD, in case anyone was wondering, was in case anyone "figures out" how to close the lockscreen, they'd [hopefully] be a bit alarmed when they cue the BSOD, and hopefully stop what they're doing and walk away. [Sidenote: if anyone knows of a better font for this BSOD, let me know, because I can't quite nail it...]
Edit: I had a bit of a brainfart, and suddenly realized this may not be considered a BSoD, but more of a Ctrl+Alt+Del screen. Still looking into this...