Ideas for text on my iPod Touch?

[JpsCrazy]

So.
I love my iPod. And when I'm not messing with my computer, or well doing something productive I usually have my iPod close by.
I just got an app than can change ANY text from my iPod (Aside from an actual apps' text of course.)

I want some creative ideas for new strings.
Such as...
slide to unlock --> Open Sesame!
No --> Yeah right ; Pfft.
Sync in progress... --> Your iPod is syncing! (Like sinking. Get it?)
You get the idea.

[Chewtoy]

diePod.

Turn everything in to morse.

huh... Not all too easy to come up with witty things witout knowing the usual text...

[JpsCrazy]

Better yet - braille.

Well.
Not every thread is for every person.
There's pages upon pages of text to see.
The idea was for people with iPod Touches and iPhones to have ideas.

The most common text strings I suppose would be:
-Slide to unlock
-Slide to power off
-Yes
-No
-Agree
-Search iPod

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.